January 2010
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Mode of transportation.
missunshine:
rnbautista:
Si Gibo, piloto ng eroplano; si Erap, may jeep; si Eddie, may bus; si Noynoy, nasa dating padyak ni Mar; Si Gordon, nasa ambulansya ng Red Cross; Si Manny Villar, lumalangoy sa dagat ng basura.
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“You must know… surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to...”
– Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice) (via artpixie)
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“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.”
– Mae West (via artpixie)
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“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
– Calvin and Hobbes. (via flickflickflicker)
fuckyeahheathermorris:
fuckyeahbrittany-santana:
fuckyeahgleegifs:
She is so adorable.
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Toilet cubicle graffiti (unpublished photos)
yoopee:
So I went all around UP taking photos of toilet cubicle graffiti for my article for 2bU. People gave me weird looks as I walked out of a certain cubicle and then lined up to get into the one beside it, and the next one, and the next one, even the ones that were labeled “Out of Order.” Akala siguro nila hindi ako nauubusan ng ihi. In my head I was like, “Kebs kayo.” I also came armed...
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“The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.”
– Gloria Steinem (via artpixie)
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U.P. Fair Line Up (See you all on feb 10, 12 and...
yoopee:
rei-unwanted:
U.P. Diliman University Student Council presents The U.P. Fair, the week-long event held at the Sunken Garden… featuring concerts, shows, fair booths, bazaars, rock climbing, and other gimmicks.
Each night will feature a national issue as part of the youth agenda in the 2010 national elections: environment, good governance, internal war, and so forth.
Tuesday February 9...
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“You were born an original, don’t die a copy.”
– John Mason (via projectdarkstar) (via quote-book)
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“Finn: “I don’t think any one decision makes your life, unless you accidentally...”
– Glee-Season 1. Submitted by twenty-one-secrets (via quote-book)
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Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
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Senator Pimentel--Shame on you!
joserizal:
jimparedes:
In an official senate ethics hearing on Villar’ alleged double insertion on the C5 extension project,
ROXAS : I had no insertions, period…Let alone an insertion for a road to pass through any such property..”
PIMENTEL: Well, I am sure that after your marriage, you had some insertions”.
ROXAS:That is an affront on my wife (Korina Sanchez), Mr. President!”.
...
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'Avatar' breaks 'Titanic' worldwide record | THR →
popculturebrain:
What so many thought could never happen just did. The king has fallen…to the exact same king. The only question now is how will Cameron ever ever top this, or should he even try?
Lets not forget all this doesn’t count for inflation, so if you really despise Avatar, relish in this fact…
Still champ is “Gone With the Wind,” which grossed $400 million worldwide in 1939, now worth...
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Cookies and Milk
It’s 2am and I’m still up. Nothing new, I know. But this time, acads is keeping me up. Not tumblr or plurk or facebook. O.O amazing right?
Anyhooo, for the moment i’m bored and eating my cookies + milk isn’t working.
What about you, what’s keeping you up?
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Watching Erap's Campaign AD
pinoytumblr:
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skyesdad:
got me thinking that it’s harder to apply for a job here in the Philippines than to apply for Candidacy for a Public Post.
Tongena yung mga nag-aaply ng trabaho kelangan malinis ang record, kelangan mo pa ng Barangay Clearance, Police Clearance, NBI Clearance, pati clearance sa school. Kelangan pa pumila ng taong bayan sa mga pagka haba habang pila sa...
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@napakanaki
hello dear! ayan nahanap mo na ko.
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“I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.”
– Pietro Aretino (via artpixie)
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“It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when...”
– ~ Lemony Snicket (The Grim Grotto) (via gatekeeper) (via itsaperfectday)
@joyedilen, @shinybaboy and @aleli28
hello dears! salamat sa follow. :)
“They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.”
– Oscar Wilde (via artpixie)
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“You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money...”
– Maya Angelou (via kari-shma)
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“What do dreams know of boundaries?”
– Amelia (via julie911) (via quote-book)
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“Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to...”
– Thomas Edison (via jmsc) (via quote-book)
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“Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don’t swallow it.”
– Hank Ketcham (via kari-shma)
